Oh my God, I can’t believe you! How long did you think you were going to keep this from me? You didn’t think I was going to find out? I just talked to Marlon. He told me you were there last week, on one of the nights you said you had to work late. Seriously! So I guess your whole jacking off thing now totally makes sense.
Honestly, I just don’t know what to think of you right now.